HI GUYS,
MY NAME IS BRANDON.

AND I HATE SODA.
I MADE THIS WEBSITE
TO SHOW YOU IT SUCKS.

IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS.

SODA IS NOT
YOUR FRIEND, GUYS.

The average American drinks approximately 56 GALLONS of soda a year!!

Why? It’s gross, sticky, smelly, and it sucks.
Like really, it totally sucks.

I would NEVER
put it into my body
because soda can really be harmful to your health,
even just a little bit of soda can be really dangerous.

SODA IS A LEADING
CAUSE OF OBESITY...

Harvard researchers recently linked
sugary soda to obesity.

Their study found that people who
drank soda were more likely to be obese
than those who didn’t, and for each serving of soda
consumed daily, the risk of obesity increased 1.6 times.

That’s not good guys.

SODA HAS CANCER
CHEMICALS INSIDE...
YEAH, REALLY. Emojis

Of the number of daily soda drinkers, roughly 60%
are at an increased risk of Cancer.

Why? Because this sucky stuff contains carcinogens...
Yeah, it’s called 4-Methlimidazole or 4-MEI.

The really smart people at the US National Library of Medicine
National Institutes of Health have said that this chemical
“has been known to cause excess cancer risks”.

So guys... there’s like cancer in the bubbles.
Cancer bubbles... STAY AWAY!!

REALLY HIGH
FRUCTOSE CORN
SYRUP

High Fructose Corn Syrup is a major factor in
childhood obesity and diabetes in children.

In the US, we consume more sugar (YUCK!) than
many other countries.

HFCS is a major portion of our sugar consumption
because it is cheap for companies to produce and
is used in most of the food and drink options we
find in our grocery stores.

Just look at it... all syrupy and stuff.
GROSS!!

MY ALTERNATIVE
TO GROSS SODA...

ROAR Organic has just 2 grams of sugar
and 10 calories per serving. It’s also Non-GMO,
Vegan-Friendly, Gluten-Free and Soy-Free.

Guys, this is everything your body needs
and nothing it doesn’t... and it’s SUPER YUMMY!

I HAVE A NEWSLETTER TOO...

We can stay connected, together. If you’re cool with that stuff...


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